Artist: The Black Keys
snakes are just angry ropes
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
talk dirty to me
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
its a beautiful day so i took a selfie
Don’t they always have a rapper headline? Didn’t Kendrick Lamar play last year?
yeah they always have rappers play but never headline they usually have one or two 80’s-90’s band, one pre 80’s, and then some popular alt rock bands as the headliners.
idk i was planning on flying back to austin next year for acl since i’ll be in college and no i have no intention of doing so
ACL’s lineup this year was hella dissapointing why the FUCK is eminem headlining an indie rock festival
dont tell me how to live my life