coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
I want someone to love me like snape loved lily. like gatsby loved daisy. like heathcliffe loved cathy. like the phantom loved christine. like humbert loved lolita. like apollo loved daphne. l don’t understand romance. please keep men away from me until I learn
ghost caught oN TAPE
*watches entire film because fave actor has 43 seconds of screen time in it*